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I will be giving you an in-depth how to on various subjects, along with other sage advice I find necessary. This blog will save your life. If you need more than that, then you must not care about  living. Which would also mean you’re a ghost, and ghost can’t read. Assuming you are human, you will need this vital information. That should suffice and give you the reasons to appreciate this blog. Now let us move on to more pressing matters....



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