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I will be giving you an in-depth how to on various subjects, along with other sage advice I find necessary. This blog will save your life. If you need more than that, then you must not care about  living. Which would also mean you’re a ghost, and ghost can’t read. Assuming you are human, you will need this vital information. That should suffice and give you the reasons to appreciate this blog. Now let us move on to more pressing matters....

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Most of my work is plagiarized as works of fiction in my amazing imagination in a life I’ve already lived... (C) TheApeOnline 2021

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β€œIt boggles my mind how often people are rude in elevators. Every single time I press all the buttons at once, people get upset. C’mon folks, take the stairs if you’re in such a hurry.”

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β€œThere are two types of people in this world: those that enjoy eating in the nude, and those that kick you out of the restaurant when you’re trying to do just that.β€œ

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β€œIf you work as a Santa in the mall during Christmastime, and you’re drunk, and you throw up on a kid sitting in your lap, I think you should tell him it was probably the milk and cookies he gave you last year.”

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